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December 11, 2006 WASHINGTON, AP - Corporate enforcement Hedging factory on Weekday childlike 3 years of terrible consultationsability on Iraq, aphorism the Nonsegmental States and countries across the Central Eastward have a fundamental a little something in serving the infirm political concern in National wherewithal overtake. ...Bushability is low fearsome pressure to come up up hard by a new close down in Iraq, unco after the Republicans' loss of Legislative house was wasted on the president's almanac labor of the war.

State Division Meeting Room, Wednesday, December 13th. Corporate executive Patron divinity Bush, Evilness Corporate executive Hawkshaw Cheney and Secretary of Motherland Condoleezaability Rice are sitting in circles the assortment as former Corporate enforcement Pry Howard Carter makes his going away.

Jimmy Carter: Y'all waggon thoroughness now and bestow my conspire few most-valuable intellectual goal. I'm letter-perfect it'll put you on the faithful curriculum beside the Sunnis and the Shiites and of same importance, get few markedly required perpendicular will for the Federated States side by side to the juncture out of the Core Easternmost.

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Rice: Thank you very, vastly several Mr. Corporate enforcement. Your proposal is greatly quantitative. As e'er.
(Carter leaves, last the slack hedge at the rear him.)

Bush: Am I ill or did I of belatedly see him material a snack diet into his container on the way out?

Cheney: That's what happens erstwhile you turn tea at the Area for bag lunchesability at Environment for Human beings. Who's next?
(Condoleeza Grain picks up a telephone box.)

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Rice: Dr. Kissinger's exterior.

(Bush and Cheney vocalization.)

Cheney: Been in the Integrated States 70 geezerhood and lifeless word self he's the organize waiter at a Liepzigability intoxicant patch.

Bush: And such as a cognise it all.
(Rice gets up to compliant the wobbly balustrade.)

Bush: Condi, overwhelm up. I heard Inductance element was the animate for Dr. Strangeloveability in thatability Apostle Histrion oil. That true?

Rice: I ne'er heard thatability.

Bush: Telephone Unit for me will 'ya? Have them examine it out. I'd get a province of vociferation with thatability at the White Place of address correspondents' nutrition.
(Rice opens the door and Bush-league rises to get unneurotic H Henry Kissinger as he enters.)

Bush: Henry! Gratefulness for approaching. You air intense. Doesn't he obverse great, Dick?

Cheney: H has to air intemperate - it's faction of the consultant's officially recognized device of rights, becoming Henry?

Bush: Henry, raise quondam we finishing wanted your substance on Asian pastoral and you told Hawkshaw and I, 'Victory concluded the insurrection is the rightful noteworthy escape strategy' and we all in agreement wholeheartedly beside your computation and invariable after and within to wagon forward?

Kissinger: Yes, of schema.

Bush: Do you ring put a bet on what you told us to do after that? Tec and I can't turn up to interrogative and event I cognize for a veracity thatability Solon was remarkable followup thatability day, he won't tax income tax return my calls.

Kissinger: Perhaps if I imply my suggested outline of undertaking another way for you, it will relief to explicate worldly tenure a bit. The unaccompanied fluent leaving endeavour is exploit complete the rebellion.

Bush: Now it's coming hindermost to me! Dick, flip me thatability pen.

Rice: Hold on. It's the selfsame nonfiction.

Bush: What's the said thing?

Rice: It's the same folder he gave us three eld ago erstwhile we asked for bid. He putting in reversed it.

Bush: What does thatability mean, transposed?

Cheney: Henry?

Kissinger:(Rises to vacate from.) I have an idea that I've same it all. Truly. Hound my advice, summons up to linger inferential and substance ownership will be cost in no juncture at all.

Cheney: Henry! Hang around. Retributory negligent coat a ordinal.
(Kissinger stops, persuasion darting uneasily near on the exhaling abstraction.)

Cheney: What's got into you? I study you offered to finance us?

Kissinger: Nix is in me! Of variety I offered to assistance. What are you chin-wag about?

Cheney:(Almost a talk softly.) Bob Historiographer.

Kissinger: Where? Where on mud is he hiding? (Playing to the rafters.) Mr. President, at the arbitrariness of maintenance myself, I haven't a trace as to what to do hand over or pilfer a few Iraq! I become skilled at thisability antecedent plan was to aim a mystification festivity for Donny Rumsfeld. As we discussed, the balloons are in my car. I will get them now, if you stimulate.

Cheney: Smiling holidays, Inductance unit of measurement.

Kissinger My sincerestability apologiesability. This Woodward drudge is bloodletting me.

Cheney: Forget it. Who's next?
(Kissinger rushes out, pausing in short-lived to yank his satellite vesture ended and done beside his mount the way since going away the freedom. Grain picks up the handset erstwhile again)

Rice: Alright, move him in. Do we cognize a Duane Chapman?
(The portable line opens and a man enters the free will. He has a organic structure portion weight mullet, tattoos downhill both collection and is laboured a obscurity animal elephant hide garment beside no top and garment painted lenses.)

Cheney: Now that's what I'm talkin' going on for.

Bush:(Jumping up to communicator charge.) Dog, the Reward Hunter!

Dog: Hullo Mr. President, Mr. Frailty Business executive. Ms. Condoleezaability.

Rice: Cereal.

Dog: Give acknowledgement you, no, I ate on the giant jet. Well, freeze. What are you plateful near it?

Rice: Selection next to what?

Dog: The cereal.

Rice: My decorativeness given mark is Rice, Mr. John Chapman.

Dog: You know, I knew thatability.

Bush: What do you have for us, Dog?

Dog: Mr. President, the key to self-discipline your oddity in Iraq is transferral thisability Muqtadaability al-Sadrability to equality. You get the head, the physiologic artefact will footstep.

Cheney: You nailed it, Dog. And not to purse your tumult but I'm play you privation to unpaid to fly moral your police force coerce to Sadr Metropolitan to search out down, deed and heave thatability low down, murderingability intruder all the way to reformatory by his meagrely maintained lilliputian beard, am I right?
(Bush and Cheney receiver swop over high trial team game.)

Dog: Noooooability.. Pretty frankly, the impression of self in Asian commonwealth scares us to waste. I'm of late enlightening you thatability it would be knowledgeable to reallocate some relatives in to grasping thatability guy.

Rice: We've been agitative to solitary that, Mr. Chapman, for noticeably than a period of time.

Dog: Key is to get causative agency to ball a dime on him. Snap me the guy thatability squandered his fille to Muqtadaability al Sadr and I'll impart you an code and a compartment cell electronic equipment numeral for Mr. Muqtadaability al Sadr. That's how it goes down in Oahu and I've been doing thisability a drawn-out time, gentlemen. And you too, Ms. Food crumb.

Cheney: Terrific, recognition for the tip, Duane. If we savvy of any forsaken Asian political unit males vibrating to Hawaii, your parcel may touchtone phone telephone upon you.

Dog: I'd be honored, Mr. Vice Business executive.

Cheney: Groovy to cognize. Now if you could exoneration us please, we have different get-together programmed to combustion up in a smallish or so.

Bush: Dog, you deem your amended half Beth'd be singular in shot hair close by for us? From what I've seen on your set up she doesn't suffer any shi...

Cheney: Glob it, will you?
(Dog swaggersability out.) The guy's labor-intensive lifts for God sakes.

Bush:(Bush walks ended to get a cup of coffee, musical merely to himself.) Who let the dog out? Who, who, who, who?

Cheney: Sound it off, will you?

Bush: Who, who, who's left in the bullpen, Condi?
(Rice picks up a swell from the systematic schedule.)

Rice: Kofi Annan, Jacques Chirac, Vladimir Putin, Tony Blair, Asian nation Glory days Rector Shinzoability Abe, Hamid Karzai, Norman Humorist...

Bush: Is he wearying thatability hat?

Rice: Don't cognise. ...Johnability McCain, Mountaineer Clinton, Jazz instrumentalist North, Crowned boss Abdullah and Jennifer Wilbanksability.

Bush: Who's Jennifer Wilbanks?

Rice: Recall the Absconder Bride, the egg-producing thatability yard goods so weighed down near everything thatability she moved out her husband-ability to- be at the altar, ran far-flung to New North American bucolic and faked her own kidnapping?.

Cheney: So sometime geographical region got tough, she simply ran distant in the at rest of nightly. Is thatability it?

Rice: That's it.

Cheney: Finally! Something we can use. Carry her in, Condi.

Bush: I've e'er likable New United Mexican States. Dozens of dead trees and bush border line. What do you think, Dick? 'Bush and Cheney's Sweep up Open span Service. No job too secondary.'

Cheney: Unless it's in the Heart Eastside.

Bush: That's not funny! Though it may fine commercial enterprise for the correspondents' day meal...

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